The Night Before Christmas

Comment: I haven't finished this yet, but I'm off to a fair old start. I do intend to complete it, so please don't do it for me. I post a link to the original work for those who do not know it.

Twas the Night Before Christmas

Just to start you off:

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through that day
Not a Tibian was killing
(Except for PK)
In the depot were druids
both up and downstairs
who hoped to find buyers
for UHs there.

The newbies all crowded the temple and said,
"We're not leaving here! We'll just wind up dead!"
I'd just left troll mountain
that place on the map
which veterans agree
is a PK trap.

When out in the crossroads
there arose such a spammer
That I snatched up some field runes
and grabbed my war hammer.
Away to Xodet's
I ran in a flash
And bought mana fluids
for far too much cash.

From the direction of Frodo's
A BC did state,
"He's coming! He's coming!
He's at the North Gate!"
"Well it must be Santa!"
said an ignorant fool
Then came St. Ferumbras
and "sent him to school".
(alt: to celebrate the Yule.)

Armoured in e-plate
from his head to his foot
He reduced that poor pally
to ashes and soot.
A BP of runes he had strapped to his back,
He laughed at us cruelly, then began his attack!

Now, Cyclops! Now, Golem! Now, Shaman and Spearman!
Beholder, Behemoth, Drag- Lord and Demon!
Tear down Linda's church and the temple must fall!
Bash away Crash away Smash away all!

Both cowards and heroes, they soon turned to fly,

[missing a bunch of verses]
[skip to the end]

I heard him exclaim
As he suddenly passed
"I sell christmas F bombs!"
"Message me Fast!"

Comment: The real ending:

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

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