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Comment: More of the same. |
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Whoa. I've read some excellent ones! Thanks to all that laughed at my oddness. Made my day! The postman hucks your mail in the trash, claiming "you have too much crap in your house as it is." You are boggled by volumetric constraints! * You stand in the dubious safety of the parking lot behind the drugstore, yelling "condom yes condom yes condom yes" at the wall. You erect a billboard next to the interstate that says "MONEY WASTE" in an illegible font. Overjoyed at finding a five dollar bill on the sidewalk, you revisit night after night, waiting for another to appear. You advertise, seeking roleplayers to join your guild, and receive only one response-- from a sixty year old man dressed as a Japanese schoolgirl. Your kindergarten teacher pulls you aside and asks, "You're 47 years old. Isn't it time to be moving on?" With a goofy grin you reply, "Oh, but I'm here to help people!" ** The roof of your house is covered in what look to be chicken drumsticks. You cannot bear even to approach your house, let alone enter it. Maybe it's those 800 fish rotting in a cardboard box under your bed? You sleep with the front door open. You stand at a funny angle, and have appalling fashion sense. "Hmm, a sniper, or an arsonist," you reply to your disturbed guidance counsellor. You and your friends hang out in the depths of a subway station, pushing terrified commuters into a bathroom full of menacing junkies. Running out of steam, Khwaj * This one is a bit obscure. ** Yes, I am guilty of this myself. :D |
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