Comment: I enjoy responding unhelpfully to "plz do my homework" requests. This time, I helped someone translate English to German.

(On second thoughts, I remember the person who requested this was not one of those "hey do all my work" folks. Nevertheless, I thought this was amusing, even if NOBODY else did.)

German Holidays

i hope it will be sunny so that i can swim and play sports.
if it is raining we will play board games.
In my suitcase i will pack lots of clothes, my favourite hat,
sun tan lotion and sandals
In the hotel i will have a double bedroom,
my friends will both have single rooms.
There will be a toilet and a Television in my room.
i am very excited about my summer holiday because
i have never travelled by plane before.


Ven zunischeinen, much zokkerplayen und svimurounden.
Ven zukkioudzide, sum chekkermoven und deelenkartz.
Zamzonite es muchfillen wit zocksundzings, koverhed
mostliken, Kopfertone noskinburnen, und das boots opentoezzen.

Ver restinlader, hev biggunbedden wit drunkinvimmen
komenovten. Nochansen luzerjerks hev zinglebedden.
Alzohev zekondrum ver kominheir und veetvashin.
Alzohev kabelchannel blinkenbox.

Jumpen uppundown alzeeweeken! Vantenmuch jet no
vallenfast und burstenvlamen.